It is with great sorrow that we mourn the passing of our dear Dell laptop.
After a long battle with various forms of dust and animal hair, the occasional droplet of coffee and chronic fatigue (Dell's battery did not work), Dell succumbed last evening at the dining room table of the family home.
Dell is survived by an elderly HP, a foster Sony laptop, a toaster, and several other household appliances.
Dell will be missed and as there is no current laptop to possibly fill Dell's shoes, posting will be light for a while. In lieu of flowers, the family requests a new Apple and some stainless steele polish.